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      6 May 2010

      Criminal or Mr. Right? Answers.

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      I am sure you have all been dying in anticipation of the Criminal or Mr. Right? Quiz answers.  I forgot to post them on Tuesday after the original, but lucky for you I just found the draft and remembered!  

      A.) David likes outdoor activities such as fishing, camping, and hunting.

      David sounds pretty ordinary. So ordinary, that he might be a criminal, but lucky for you he isn't. Unlucky for you is the fact that he is 45 years old, has two daughters, and lives with his mom- he swears it is only temporary.  Here is one of his favorite quotes: " """ "" "" " Woodstock  A guy with a sense of humor!

      B.) Jason speaks fluent French and has a Masters Degree in International Business. He is an avid golfer, snowboarder, skier, and dirt biker. 

      You should have been able to spot this one a million miles away because anyone interested in International Business is shady.  And he golfs.  Criminal!  Jason Brown, according to the FBI, can often be found at night clubs showing off his expensive cars and toys that he bought with the money he jacked from an armored car in Phoenix during 2004 after he killed the guard. Oh, and thanks to the FBI we also know that Jason may also be a bisexual.  Other than the crime part, this guy sounds like a good fit for most of the ladies in Hollywood.

       

      C.) James is an avid reader with an interest in history. He is known to frequent libraries and historic sites. He maintains his physical fitness by walking on beaches and in parks.  He has traveled extensively throughout the United States, Europe, Canada, and Mexico. 

      James sounds like a real winner, he has traveled extensively, sounds really smart, and probably has a rockin' bod.  My mom would love him, if he wasn't being sought for his role in several murders that took place in the 70's and 80's.  James Bulger also had a bit of a temper which the ladies should watch out for, not to mention that he also has a female companion named Catherine Greig, also wanted by the FBI.  I am sure he gets hit on all the time.  You can call him "Whitey," but if I were you I would haul him in for the $2 million reward instead.  

       

      D.) Joseph loves to play and watch sports. He is a baseball guy and has a great passion for the Chicago Cubs. 

      From the pictures of Joseph, I can tell that he drives a new Mustang and he loves that Mustang- really loves that Mustang.  But when replying to the question "Do you have a car?" he replied N/A.  Joseph, my lady friends, is single, ready to mingle, isn't on the run and may or may not have a car.  You decide because he can't seem to figure it out.  He also listed his profession as "professional."   Hit me up Joseph so I can get your digits,  and I've got a car so I can pick you up!

       

      E.) Robert is physically fit and is an avid outdoorsman, hunter, and fisherman.

      Robert is a devoted father and husband, so much so that he kidnapped his wife and kids then blew up their house in Scottsdale, AZ.  In an action film, he would be a hero.  Robert Fisher is also the scariest man on the FBI Most Wanted list.  Look at his eyes in that 1997 picture! There is a film too, but I was too scared out to watch it.  This guy should be pretty easy to spot though, he has a gold crown on his upper left bicuspid and also walks "with an exaggerated erect posture" thanks to a lower back injury.  I feel your pain man, I'm still getting over my back issues from earlier this year.  

      And yes, I purposely didn't post the dating profiles- these poor souls don't need to be harassed by my friends! 

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      4 May 2010

      Criminal or Mr. Right?

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      It isn't a secret that I keep a close eye on local and national crime stories in the news and therefore it shouldn't be a surprise to anyone that I occasionally take some time to look through the Sex Offender Registry or FBI Most Wanted list.  Today, I was looking through the FBI Most Wanted list and laughed when I realized a lot of the criminal descriptions sounded like Personal Ads. It made me think of Maddox's How to Spot a Pedophile quiz from WAY back in the day, so I thought I would put together my own  little version called Criminal or Mr. Right?    Can you guess which are criminals?

      A.) David likes outdoor activities such as fishing, camping, and hunting.

      B.) Jason speaks fluent French and has a Masters Degree in International Business. He is an avid golfer, snowboarder, skier, and dirt biker. 

      C.) James is an avid reader with an interest in history. He is known to frequent libraries and historic sites. He maintains his physical fitness by walking on beaches and in parks.  He has traveled extensively throughout the United States, Europe, Canada, and Mexico. 

      D.) Joseph loves to play and watch sports. He is a baseball guy and has a great passion for the Chicago Cubs. 

      E.) Robert is physically fit and is an avid outdoorsman, hunter, and fisherman.

      Note:  I took the dating site descriptions from Plenty of Fish and altered them only so they were no longer first person.  I also had to make up their names.

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    I am currently a Product Strategist at iCrossing in charge of Business Intelligence. Formerly, I was the Manager of Advanced Analytics. I'm a marketer, mathematician, sociologist, student of the web, crafter of my own social network, amateur knitter and potter, people watcher, Red Cross disaster volunteer, and warrior against clutter.

    I do all of this from Salt Lake City, UT. Don't knock it until you've lived here!

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