An actual cab conversation that just took place as I got in a cab at the VW dealership:

Me: "Glad you're here, I waited almost 20 minutes- I need to go to the airport, Delta"
Cabbie: "I'm running late too, need to be in West Jordan by 1:00, so I will be late there now too! I have some horses that will be racing down there."

The VW's check engine light is coming in from time to time so I am going to let them babysit it for the week.