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      18 Feb 2012

      Good Times

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      16 Feb 2012

      Sacrificial Mouse

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      The cats appear to be sacrificing this mouse to the Roomba. As the family's first robot, I'm sure it appreciates the gesture, but I'm not sure what they want in return. Maybe for the Roomba to stop sucking up their stray food crumbs?

      Also, where do I buy the Roomba that will clean around this Roomba's docking station? My vacuum sleeps in dirtiest corner of the house apparently.

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      14 Feb 2012

      This is love.

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      Mike made me heart shaped pizza with heart shaped pepperoni. Tasty tasty pepperoni.

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      7 Feb 2012

      Homemade

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      I finally remembered to bring a mug from home so I could stop killing trees. I think this is the best mug I've made recently... Glad it survived the trip to Denver.

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      2 Feb 2012

      DIY Center Console

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      I'm pretty sure this cabbie could make one to custom fit your ride too!

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      26 Jan 2012

      Coworker Of The Day Award

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      Mack was up for the Coworker Of The Day award until he started threatening me with his claws. Is that how cats flip people off? I think he heard me on the phone scheduling his vet appointment...

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      27 Oct 2011

      BLOG FIND: Proof that $2.5M in Jeopardy winnings still isn't enough

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      I love Ken Jennings and I think he is incredibly funny. I wanted him to beat Watson SO BADLY!

      Proof that $2.5M in Jeopardy winnings still isn't enough to make it in this economy.
      via someecards.com by Someecards on 10/27/11

      You see this, Wall Street fat cats? Even the world's most sought-after bar trivia teammate is one bad week away from earning his "Daily Doubles" on a street corner. Meanwhile, Watson is living large in some swanky penthouse apartment somewhere with his sexy new live-in assistant, Siri. Still, it's good to have the guy who knows everything about everything on our side in all this. If we ever elect to decide the redistribution of wealth via an elaborate televised game show, he will be our champion.

      What we tell Jennings to reassure him >>

      [ Via The Daily What, Reddit, Ken Jennings]

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      18 Oct 2011

      BLOG FIND: Proof that you could be making a living off your sugar addiction

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      I saw this post on Reddit yesterday and while the original story was funny, the post on someecards.com is hilarious. Remember kids, Sam can't be bought.

      Photographic proof that you could be making a living off your sugar addiction.
      via someecards.com by Someecards on 10/18/11

      A Redditor who works at a law firm presented this photo as evidence that sometimes being a lawyer is not very different from being a pothead with a passion. However, with binders that thick, you'd think they would have uncovered the fact that it's spelled "Froot." We only wish we could be there in court when the prosecution presents Toucan Sam as a surprise witness, and the defense is stunned because they thought they bought Sam off, sent him back to see his family in Costa Rica. But Sam can't be bought. Sam can't help but follow his nose, it always knows...the trooth!

      A card to get a sweet party started this Halloween >>

      [ Via Reddit]

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      2 Oct 2011

      Nap Time

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      2 Oct 2011

      Turtle Soup

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      I'm glad you can't eat turtles anymore, they are adorable.

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      1 Oct 2011

      Hana

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      The view from the car, while moving, taken with my iPhone on the way to Hana. Seriously think this thing takes better photos than my Samsung. Also, I swam in a pool under a waterfall. So amazing!

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      30 Sep 2011

      Friday Morning

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      Strange and fabulous combo. We snorkeled here with sea turtles!

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      30 Sep 2011

      Hawaii!

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      Today's mission is to find the end of the rainbow.

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      20 Sep 2011

      A Different Day, A Different View

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      Some pics from my outing tonight. I'm staying at a different hotel in Chicago and my room is the size of a shoebox, so I lasted about 30 minutes before I had to go back outside.

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      17 Sep 2011

      Summer

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      My flowers are looking very nice this summer. At least since I killed all the slugs.

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      16 Sep 2011

      BLOG FIND: What it looks like when eight Amish guys get thrown in jail

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      Rebels! I love the story, the pictures, and the guy in the lower right that looks like he might cry.

      What it looks like when eight Amish guys get thrown in jail.
      via someecards.com by Someecards on 9/16/11

      Oh my God, did the police arrest all the baristas from the hipster coffee shop? No silly, they're still there to sell you your cocaine on the down-low. These guys might look like your favorite new Portland-based indie band, but they're the real deal. Amish. True beard, yo. Show them disrespect and they'll build a barn on your ass. The police rounded them up for refusing to pay fines imposed for not having orange safety triangles on their buggies. They claimed that the triangles are too modern, and they refused to attach them. In other words: Thug. 4. Life.

      A mug shot of an extremely different variety >>

      [ Via Village Voice]

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      12 Sep 2011

      BLOG FIND: It’s kickoff time for U.S. football searches

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      I am reposting this for one main reason. It's the statement below that "on Saturdays, when the Huskers are playing at home, their Memorial Stadium becomes the third largest “city” in the state." Wow, Nebraska, that is impressive!

      The Cornhuskers and the Buffs were rivals when I was growing up in Colorado, so naturally, I didn't like them. My mom has some family from Nebraska so it always made for a friendly rivalry. This year, however, the Buffs and my Alma Mater, the Utes, are both in the PAC 12 and I am pretty sure Utah is going to dominate this new rivalry. Yes, the smack talk is starting 2 months early, so they better not disappoint me!

      It’s kickoff time for U.S. football searches
      via The Official Google Blog by A Googler on 9/9/11

      Fall means lots of things in the United States: leaves changing colors, apple picking, back to school and...football. This weekend, the National Football League (NFL) starts its season with a bang, with 15 games on Sunday and Monday. College and high school football are already underway and fans all across the country are tuning in, getting excited and rooting for their teams—in person, on television and online. As a Notre Dame alum (class of ‘87), the ups (and the recent downs) of Fighting Irish football are always a big part of my fall weekends. Regardless of your alma mater or hometown team, one thing is certain: American football is a big deal across the United States. Ahead of most of this week’s kickoffs, we thought it would be fun to take a peek at some of the football search trends from around the country.

      There’s some debate as to what is more popular: professional (NFL) football or college football. Search queries make it clear that in spite of the [nfl lockout], the pro game and [nfl] is consistently more popular for U.S. searchers than all of [college football].


      That doesn’t mean that the college game isn’t extraordinarily popular. Right now, we’re seeing the highest level of search queries for [college football] since 2004. In certain regions, college football appears to be king over even the NFL. The states with the most searches for [college football] are mostly in the southern part of the country, with the notable exception of the rabid fans of the Nebraska Cornhuskers. That’s no wonder—on Saturdays, when the Huskers are playing at home, their Memorial Stadium becomes the third largest “city” in the state.


      We can also conduct a little popularity contest among players in college football. The Heisman Trophy, awarded annually to the top college player, is usually correlated to spikes in search query volume. This year, the early favorites for the Heisman are beginning to take shape. Stanford’s quarterback [andrew luck], who opted to play his senior year in college instead of heading to the pros, is out front in terms of searches, but fans should also watch out for Robert Griffin III from the Baylor Bears program. [rg3], as he’s known, had the game of his career in week one and might be the national breakout star of the first few weeks of the season.


      Over on the NFL side, it appears that winning the big game has little relation to how often people search for their favorite player. In the past month, the most searched for player in the NFL is [peyton manning] of the Indianapolis Colts, who last won the Super Bowl in 2007. He’s currently sidelined with a neck injury, so his status is likely driving much of the current search queries. Meanwhile, the quarterbacks from the past two Super Bowl winners, [drew brees] from the New Orleans Saints and [aaron rodgers] of the Green Bay Packers, come in behind a player who isn’t even his team’s starter: Denver Broncos QB and former Florida Gators star [tim tebow].


      The old saying goes, “on any given Sunday,” meaning that every team has a chance to win each time they hit the field. The adage manifests itself in typically balanced standings that last throughout the season and into the playoffs. But when it comes to search, we’re not quite so fair and balanced. In fact, there’s a clear favorite, and by this measure they really are “America’s Team”: the [dallas cowboys]. In the U.S., the Cowboys lead all other teams in search query volume, followed by the [chicago bears] and the [green bay packers].


      No examination of football search trends would be complete without mentioning Fantasy Football. Millions of fans participate in their own drafts and watch their league’s waiver wires as they serve as coach and general manager for their own fantasy team. The enthusiasm is so fevered that, in the U.S. right now, more people are interested in [fantasy football] than President [obama].


      Finally, for spectators, football isn’t just about teams and players. It’s also about the game day food. [Tailgating] searches peak every fall as folks turn to the web to discover new recipes and ideas for pre-game parking lot cookouts. The Super Bowl in February really drives gameday recipe searches, but tailgating staples like [guacamole], [wings] and [brats] all rank high in terms of search quantity every fall, with the king of all tailgating recipe-related searches being [dip].


      Whether you’re an NFL fan, an NCAA nut or just someone who likes hot wings, here’s to a great season. And go Irish!

      Posted by Jim Lecinski, vice president U.S. sales and Notre Dame class of ‘87

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      12 Sep 2011

      BLOG FIND: I think the Republicans could win the presidential election...

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      It's true. Quit giving us such good material to work with...

      I think the Republicans could win the presidential election if they stopped revealing who their candidates are.
      via someecards.com by Someecards on 9/12/11

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      8 Sep 2011

      Dear Brian,

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      My Do Not Disturb sign will remain on the door until I check out. This is a result of the fact that yesterday while I was at work someone lined all my toiletries up on a towel on the vanity while cleaning my room. They were out of the way so you could clean around them, but you touched them. It creeped me out so no housekeeping will be needed here, I have plenty of towels.

      Sincerely,
      KM

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      1 Sep 2011

      The Trustworthiness of Bears

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      Anyone familiar with the trustworthiness of beards will also appreciate this helpful scale about bears.

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    I am currently a Product Strategist at iCrossing in charge of Business Intelligence. Formerly, I was the Manager of Advanced Analytics. I'm a marketer, mathematician, sociologist, student of the web, crafter of my own social network, amateur knitter and potter, people watcher, Red Cross disaster volunteer, and warrior against clutter.

    I do all of this from Salt Lake City, UT. Don't knock it until you've lived here!

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